My cousins had their baby. She is a beautiful girl. Pictures appeared on Facebook almost as soon as the congratulations.
As luck would have it a friend just sent me the How to Hug a Baby e-mail so I forwarded it on to them. Now I must get my self busy but what fun the computer is that we do not have to wait to see pictures and welcome a new member of the family even though they live hours away in Minnesota.
1. First, uh, find a baby.
2. Second, be sure that the object you found was indeed a
baby by employing classic sniffing techniques.
3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually
beginning the hugging process.
4. The 'paw slide' Simply slide paws around baby
and prepare for possible close-up.
5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute the
difficult and patented 'hug, smile, and lean' so as to achieve
the best photo quality.
2. Second, be sure that the object you found was indeed a
baby by employing classic sniffing techniques.
3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually
beginning the hugging process.
4. The 'paw slide' Simply slide paws around baby
and prepare for possible close-up.
5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute the
difficult and patented 'hug, smile, and lean' so as to achieve
the best photo quality.
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