Friday, January 30, 2015

Found For Friday



The best way to stop a charging bull is to take away his credit card.


Seven days without a pun makes one weak.


Only the squares are doing well in geometry class. It's their area.



My uncle ran for Senate last year."

"Really? What does he do now?"
"Nothing. He got elected."


There was a prison break and I saw a midget climb up the fence. As he jumped down her sneered at me and I thought, well that’s a little condescending.


The crowd at the cannibals party grew silent when he announced he would be serving finger foods.


Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had locomotives.


How does NASA organize a company party? They planet.


You can't hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom because the “P” is silent.






Bonus. - This is not safe for work.

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