What do you call a camel without a hump? Humphrey (Hump-free-get it???).
What do you call 144 camels in a box? Gross! (meh)
What do you call a crying Camel?
A humpback wail! (stretching it…)
What do you get when you cross a cow with a camel? A lumpy milkshake! (I said it was difficult!)
The baby camel wakes his parents up and asks for a glass of water. Dad says to his wife,” Honey, he must be sick. That’s his second glass this month!” (eh)
A recent tobacco industry survey showed that 90% of all men still prefer women to Camels. -
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