I tried to catch some fog. I mist.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.
They told me I had Type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.
Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!
And you tell me to exercise?? I don't think so.