The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."
Q: What do you call two spiders that just got married?
Q: Riddle: the maker does not want it, the buyer does not use it, and the user does not see it, what is it?
A: a coffin.
Q: What is a monster's favorite food?
A: Ghoul scout cookies
Q: What's the ratio of a pumpkin's circumference to its diameter?
A: Pumpkin Pi
Q: Why does a cemetery have to keep a fence around it?
A: Because people are dying to get in.
Q: What do you give to a pumpkin who is trying to quit smoking?
A: A pumpkin patch!!!
Q: Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
A: No, they eat the fingers separately.
Q: What does a vampire never order at a restaurant?
A: A stake sandwich..
Q: Why are vampires like false teeth?
A: They all come out at night.
Q: Why does Dracula wear patent leather shoes?
A: Sandals don't look good with his tuxedo.
Q: What type of dog does every vampire have? A: Bloodhound! Q: Why did the vampire need mouthwash?
A: Because he had bat breath.
Q: How did the ghost say goodbye to the vampire?
A: So long sucker!
Q: Where do vampires keep their money?
A: The blood bank!!!
Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to see a scary movie?
A: He didn't have the guts.
Q: Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party?
A: He had no body to dance with.