An Unbearable Faith
A man was out hunting. He just happened to be hunting bears.
As he trudged through the forest looking for the beasts,
he came upon a large and steep hill.
Thinking that perhaps there would be bear on the other
side of the hill, he climbed up the steep incline and,
just as he was pulling himself up over the last outcropping
of rocks, a huge bear met him nose to nose.
The bear roared fiercely. The man was so scared that
he lost his balance and fell down the hill with the bear
not far behind. As he tumbled down the hill,
the man lost his gun. When he finally stopped at the bottom,
he found that he had a broken leg.
Escape was impossible and so the man, who had never
been particularly religious (in fact this just
happened to be a Sunday morning), prayed,
"God, if you will make this bear a Christian
I will be happy with whatever lot you give me
for the rest of my life." The bear was no more
than three feet away from the man when it
stopped dead in its tracks... looked up to the
heavens quizzically... and then fell to its knees
and prayed in a loud voice, "Lord, bless this
food of which I am about to partake."
I've given up Ghiradelli chocolates for Lindt.
Visiting a rabbit farm can be a hare raising experience.
England has no Kidney bank,
but it does have a Liver pool.
Too many spiders in the house can turn it into a no fly zone.
The life of a lens maker is a real grind.
Q: How do you get down off an elephant?
A: You can't. You can only get down off a duck.
Two strangers skated to the middle
of a frozen pond and broke the ice.
An impoverished college teacher decided to
raise money by selling advertisements to
companies who sold products marketed to students.
He was paid to wear the ads all over his clothes.
Soon, he became an ad-junked professor.
When traveling between Russia and Alaska,
you first must get your Bering Strait.