Friday, July 31, 2015

Blue Moon of Kentucky

Found for Friday

 A man went to a psychiatrist for his phobia.
"Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I get under the bed, I think there's somebody on top of it. Top, under, top, under. You gotta help me, I'm going crazy!"
"Just put yourself in my hands for two years," said the shrink, "Come to me three times a week, and I'll cure your fears."
"How much do you charge?"
"A hundred dollars per visit."
"I'll sleep on it," said the man.
Six months later the doctor met the man on the street.
"Why didn't you ever come to see me again?" asked the psychiatrist.
"For a hundred buck's a visit? A bartender cured me for ten dollars."
"Is that so! How?"
"He told me to cut the legs off the bed!"

How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for fresh prints.

I hate elevators! They just drive me up the wall!

Buzz Lightyear was following a Japanese luxury car on the highway. When he pulled around to pass, he shouted, "To Infiniti and beyond."

I tried asking my dentist out but she brushed me off. Don't worry it was her floss.

I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.

Don't worry about old age - - it doesn't last! Don't believe what you hear about fleas and ticks -- it's all lice.

Velcro - what a rip off!

I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

All the toilets in New York's police stations have been stolen. The
police have nothing to go on.

I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

Broken pencils are pointless.

When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble

Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Thursday, July 30, 2015

Throwback Thursday

I found my baby book.

3 months old.

Probably the best pictures out there of me.
I must have been a character then also.

Wednesday, July 29, 2015

''Is is that difficult for you to get an erection?"

Jimmy shares his thoughts on the Minnesota dentist who illegally killed a lion who was a local favorite in Zimbabwe. If you’d like to donate to the wildlife preservation group who had previously been keeping track of the lion, please visit

Happy Hump Day

Tuesday, July 28, 2015

Monday, July 27, 2015

This will make Steve King's head explode.

Click here to read the rest of the story.

 As I went walking I saw a sign there 
And on the sign it said "No Trespassing." 
But on the other side it didn't say nothing, 
That side was made for you and me. 

In the shadow of the steeple I saw my people, 
By the relief office I seen my people; 
As they stood there hungry, I stood there asking 
Is this land made for you and me? 

Nobody living can ever stop me, 
As I go walking that freedom highway; 
Nobody living can ever make me turn back 
This land was made for you and me.

Molly on Monday (with Sadie and Cassie)

 Molly here,
    We have a new friend.  Andrew's girlfriend came for a visit.

B G said the place was a mess but I told him is always so why worry?  He said his  grandmother used to say people could like it or lump it.

She didn't seem to mind and we all had a nice visit.  B G was even nice (for a change)

She is on Facebook and she asked to be Friends for B G and he was glad that she did.

It is nice to have friends.

It has been hot so we are sitting around a lot of the time.  In the evening and morning it is nice (some of the time) but we are grateful for B G's air conditioner.

Sometimes we get up and move over by the door.

When B G sees that it time for him to let me out.  Sometimes I have to use my magic mental powers to get him to move because he spends a lot looking at Facebook and his blogs and of course he has books to read.

I have to work really hard to get him to see me.

And we went right out and then came back right in.  B G found a new flower in our "garden"  He did not take a good picture of it.

Then it was right back in...

And we sometimes curl up in the kitchen.
Cassie thinks we are nuts.

I also make sure B G has lots of good treats for us.

We keep them in a tupper box.

Then we looked at him again and this time he made us trick for him.

B G says that he is going to have to get a "duster" (whatever that is) because Sadie sheds all the time.  Cassie spends most of her time in this position.

Thanks coming by.  Have a nice week.