Sunday, June 25, 2017
Saturday, June 24, 2017
Friday, June 23, 2017
"I need a pencil sharpener," said Tom bluntly.
"Oops! There goes my hat!" said Tom off the top of his head.
"I can no longer hear anything," said Tom deftly.
"I have a split personality," said Tom, being frank.
I have a bumper sticker that says "honk if you think I'm sexy."
I just sit at green lights until I feel good about myself.
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.
I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.
Fact: You can hear the blood in your veins.
If you listen vericosely.
Applying mascara in a car can cause whipped lashes.
Shy strippers just can't bare it on stage.
A man just assaulted me with milk, cream, and butter.
Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher?
He couldn't control his pupils
At any given time, the song "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" is just a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away.
I lost my rare deck of Tarot cards. I was sad, they cost me a fortune.
Young animal doctors are vet behind the ears.
If money talks, why do we need bank tellers?
The man who worked at the watch factory was very funny.
He stood about all day making faces.
A nut named Hazel held up a bank saying 'give me all the cashew have.'
Thursday, June 22, 2017
Wednesday, June 21, 2017
Tuesday, June 20, 2017
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Condor is the common name for two species of New World vultures, each in a monotypic genus. The name derives from the Quechua kuntur. They are the largest flying land birds in the Western Hemisphere.
- The Andean condor (Vultur gryphus) which inhabits the Andean mountains.
- The California condor (Gymnogyps californianus) currently restricted to the western coastal mountains of the United States and Mexico and the northern desert mountains of Arizona in the United States.
For more details on this topic, see Andean condor § Description, and California condor § Description.
Both condors are very large broad-winged soaring birds, the Andean condor being 5 cm shorter (beak to tail) on average than the northern species, but larger in wingspan. California condors are the largest flying land birds in North America. The Andean condor is second only to the wandering albatross (up to 3.5 m) in terms of wingspan among all living flying birds.
The adult plumage is uniformly black, with the exception of a frill of white feathers nearly surrounding the base of the neck which are meticulously kept clean by the bird. As an adaptation for hygiene, the condor's head and neck have few feathers, which exposes the skin to the sterilizing effects of dehydration and solar ultraviolet light at high altitudes. The head is much flattened above. In the male it is crowned with a caruncle or comb, while the skin of the neck in the male lies in folds, forming a wattle. The skin of the head and neck is capable of flushing noticeably in response to emotional state, which serves to communicate between individuals.
The middle toe is greatly elongated, and the hinder one but slightly developed, while the talons of all the toes are comparatively straight and blunt. The feet are thus more adapted to walking as in their relatives the storks, and of little use as weapons or organs of prehension as in birds of prey and Old World vultures. The female, contrary to the usual rule among birds of prey, is smaller than the male.
Although it is on average about five cm shorter from beak to tail than the California condor, the Andean condor is larger in wingspan, ranging from 274 to 310 cm (8.99 to 10.17 ft) and heavier, reaching up to 11 to 15 kg (24 to 33 lb) for males and 7.5 to 11 kg (17 to 24 lb) for females. Overall length can range from 117 to 135 cm (46 to 53 in) Measurements are usually taken from specimens reared in captivity.
California condors' wingspan measures up to 2.9 m (9.5 ft), and they can weigh up to 10.4 kg (23 lb). The skin on the necks will vary in color, depending on the age of the birds. Adult birds' skin color can range from cream, pink, yellow, or even orange during breeding season.
Sexual maturity and breeding behavior do not appear in the condor until 5 or 6 years of age. They may live for 50 years or more, and mate for life. The world's oldest condor died at 100 in the Jardin d'Essai du Hamma in Algiers.
The young are covered with a grayish down until they are almost as large as their parents. They are able to fly after six months, but continue to roost and hunt with their parents until age two, when they are displaced by a new clutch. There is a well-developed social structure within large groups of condors, with competition to determine a 'pecking order' by body language, competitive play behavior, and a wide variety of vocalizations, even though the condor has no voice box.
On the wing the movements of the condor are graceful. The lack of a large sternum to anchor correspondingly large flight muscles identifies it physiologically as a primary soarer. The birds flap their wings on rising from the ground, but after attaining a moderate elevation they seem to sail on the air.
Wild condors inhabit large territories, often traveling 250 km (160 mi) a day in search of carrion. They prefer large carcasses such as deer or cattle which they spot by looking for other scavengers, which cannot rip through the tougher hides of these larger animals with the efficiency of the larger condor. In the wild they are intermittent eaters, often going for a few days without eating, then gorging themselves on several kilograms at once, sometimes to the point of being unable to lift off the ground.
Monday, June 19, 2017
BG was Facebooking and he heard someone by the front yard. He hurried and got us inside and all at once this machine was in the yard. Todd and I were watching. Can you see us. The "guy" was there driving a little machine in the yard. So BG quickly snapped some photos.
There are three of them
In the third picture you really can't see what is going on but he was getting some weeds killed. Hopefully we will have green grass when this is all over.
Here is some pictures that BG tried to do in an different way,
Do you like them?
Both on the deck and in the yard.
B G got some new wind chimes.
We hope you like them.
This is our Lion Rampant Flag (Scottish)
Which one do you like?
BG found a flower and we enjoyed that.
Then we sat in the yard. Here is a little movie. Enjoy!