Friday, October 31, 2014

Found for Halloween

A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop
staring at her.

She asks him why he is staring.
He replies: "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you".

She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."

She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that. But first, you have to be single and you must be Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"

"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley, "maybe we will see what we can do."

The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

"My dear child," said the nun, why are you crying?"

"Forgive me, but I've sinned. I lied. I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."

The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."

Q: What do you call two spiders that just got married? 
A: Newlywebbed 

Q: Riddle: the maker does not want it, the buyer does not use it, and the user does not see it, what is it? 
A: a coffin.

Q: What is a monster's favorite food? 
A: Ghoul scout cookies

Q: What's the ratio of a pumpkin's circumference to its diameter? 
A: Pumpkin Pi

Q: Why does a cemetery have to keep a fence around it? 
A: Because people are dying to get in.

Q: What do you give to a pumpkin who is trying to quit smoking? 
A: A pumpkin patch!!!

Q: Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers? 
A: No, they eat the fingers separately.

Q: What does a vampire never order at a restaurant? 
A: A stake sandwich..

Q: Why are vampires like false teeth? 
A: They all come out at night.

Q: Why does Dracula wear patent leather shoes? 
A: Sandals don't look good with his tuxedo.

Q: What type of dog does every vampire have? A: Bloodhound! Q: Why did the vampire need mouthwash? 
A: Because he had bat breath.

Q: How did the ghost say goodbye to the vampire? 
A: So long sucker!

 Q: Where do vampires keep their money? 
A: The blood bank!!!

Q: Why does Dracula consider himself a good artist? 
A: Because he likes to draw blood!

Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to see a scary movie? 
A: He didn't have the guts.

Q: Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party? 
A: He had no body to dance with.

Q: What is a Skeleton's favorite song. 
A: Bad to the Bone

Little Drac

Shared for us by Colby Moorberg for Halloween

Thursday, October 30, 2014

Throwback Thursday

When I was in California visiting my Aunt Ellen in 1958 I was tossed into jail.

Wednesday, October 29, 2014

Hump Day -

And there is this.  Having nothing to do with Hump Day but it is a great video and should make you feel good.

Tuesday, October 28, 2014

Toad Tales

As the official airline of Middle-earth, Air New Zealand has gone all out to celebrate the third and final film in The Hobbit Trilogy - The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies. Starring Elijah Wood and Sir Peter Jackson; we're thrilled to unveil The Most Epic Safety Video Ever Made.

Monday, October 27, 2014

Molly (and Sadie and Cassie) on Monday

Molly here,
  B G took this picture of our ginkgo tree.  He likes it.  I like it also.

Sadie and I had fun playing with Cassie this week.  (I am not sure that she likes it but we do.)

Wink, wink!

Cassie knows how to hide up in the top of the couch.

Sometimes Sadie runs to get the treat when B G tells her to come on.  B G was pleased with this "action shot."

And here we are begging for our treats.  See how nicely we sit for our treats.
Paw licking good.

Then we take a nap.

Thanks for stopping to see us.  We are glad you came....Woof!
B G made another video.  I am not pleased with the last part of this video..It is embarrassing.   Oh well!