Why Sharks Circle You Before Attacking...
Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors of a sunken ship.
"Follow me son" the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people.";
"First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing." And they did.
"Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins showing." And they did.
"Now we eat everybody." And they did.
When they were both gorged, the son asked;
"Dad, why didn't we just eat them all at first? Why did we swim around and around them?"
His wise father replied;
"Because they taste better if you scare the shit out of them first!"
We've got the best marriage' is a hitching boast.
I applied for a position at the hair-replacement company because I heard there was growth potential.
My phone has to wear glasses ever since it lost its contacts.
'Almond joying myself' he said eating nuts.
The luminescent Pelican triggered an air defense alert of glow bill proportions.
A country which expels the Red Cross would have to view it as a banned aid solution.
During the late baroque era, rococo composers began to think outside the Bachs.
My tailor is happy to make a pair of pants for me, or at least sew it seams.
I visited an acupuncturist today. I was done in under an hour, he was quick and to the point.
I was only on the military base from dusk to dawn, but it seemed like a fort night.
The first time I used an elevator it was really uplifting, then it let me down.
