Saturday, August 25, 2018
Friday, August 24, 2018
Found For Friday
A minister told his congregation,
"Next week I plan to preach about the sin of
lying. To help you understand my sermon,
I want you all to read Mark 17."
The following Sunday, as he prepared
to deliver his sermon, the minister
asked for a show of hands.
He wanted to know how many
had read Mark 17.
Every hand went up.
The minister smiled and said,
"Mark has only sixteen chapters.
I will now proceed with
my sermon on the sin of lying."
Today at the bank, a woman asked me to help check her balance.
So I pushed her over.
Scientists studying the effects of cannabis on
seabirds have been diligent.
They've left no tern unstoned.
I have a new recipe for Sponge Cake.
Start by borrowing all the ingredients.
I can't believe they cancelled Vivaldi after only four seasons.
To whoever stole my inhaler: I'm not going to press charges.
You can breathe easier now.
I've been diagnosed with a chronic fear of Giants.
Feefiphobia.
Research shows that six out of seven dwarfs are not Happy.
If Satan ever lost his hair, there would be Hell toupee.
Thursday, August 23, 2018
Throwback Thursday,
I was watching a tribute to Betty White on PBS and I remembered this. It is by Kyle Boyd who was a student in Ames. His mother worked in my school. Kyle did this in 2007 and it has been in my home ever since. I am thinking it may be time to binge some Golden Girls.
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