Sunday, September 3, 2017
Apiarian
"Were I to be the founder of a new sect,
I would call them Apiarians, and, after the example of the bee, advise them to extract the honey of every sect."
- Thomas Jefferson
Remember you are braver than you believe
Stronger than you seem
Smarter than you think
And twice as beautiful as you'd ever imagined.
~ Rumi
"A nation is not conquered until the hearts of its women are on the ground. Then it is done, no matter how brave its warriors nor how strong their weapons."
Cheyenne Proverb
It's good to leave each day behind, like flowing water, free of sadness. Yesterday is gone and its tale told. Today new seeds are growing.
~ Rumi
When you give your heart, problems disappear.
~ Shams Tabrizi
One child, one teacher, one book, and one pen, can change the world.
- Malala Yousafzai
The secret of change is to focus all of your energy, not on fighting the old, but on building the new.
- Dan Millman
To me nothing in the world is as precious as a genuine smile,
especially from a child.
~ Rumi
"Joy does not simply happen to us.
We have to choose joy and keep choosing it every day."
-- Henri J.M.Nouwen
Slow down and enjoy life. It's not only the scenery you miss by going to fast - you also miss the sense of where you are going and why.
- Eddie Cantor
Saturday, September 2, 2017
Friday, September 1, 2017
Found For Friday
Rabbit Rabbit
A Czechoslovakian hunter and his French partner were in the midst of a safari when they happened upon two hungry tigers, a fierce male and his mate. A furious battle ensued, in which the hunters were killed.
After which, each tiger ate a hunter. Far off atop a hill, a sheppard had witnessed the whole battle. He ran home, grabbed his high powered assault rifle, and returned to blow the tigers away.
After descending the hill, he first cut open the female tiger, discovering the remains of the Frenchman inside.
"That settles it," said the sheppard, "The Czech's in the male."
I didn't smoke the weed, it was a toke in gesture.
Dr. Jekyll's more successful second formula turned him into a world-class sprinter rather than a violent psychopath, proving that you can run but you can't always Hyde.
43 consonants, 21 vowels, a comma
and an exclamation point committed a crime.
They will be sentenced next week.
There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said '
Keep off the Grass'.
If you don't pay your exorcist,
you get repossessed.
The cat was finally house broken - litterly.
Meg told me we had some extra cash so she wanted to know if we should buy a vault or a traditional Indian garment.
I told her, better safe than Sari.
I'd like to organize a solar system party.
I'll need to planet.
Old math professors never die, they just reduce their functions.
I want a job hanging mirrors.
It is a career I could really see myself doing
Dermatologists often make rash statements.
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