Mummies never take vacations.
They're afraid to unwind.
Skeletons are very calm.
Nothing gets under their skin.
Skeletons have low self esteem because they have no body to love.
Why did the dyslexic vampire starve to death?
Did you hear about the cannibal who was expelled from school?
He was buttering up his teacher
Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?
To improve his bite
To improve his bite
How do witches keep their hair in place while flying?
With scare spray..
With scare spray..
Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately..
No, they eat the fingers separately..
What do you call someone who puts poison
in a person's corn flakes?
A cereal killer.
Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They're too wrapped up in themselves.
They're too wrapped up in themselves.
What does a vampire never order at a restaurant?
A stake sandwich.
A stake sandwich.
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