Found For Friday

A Wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy a carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.

A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.

The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"

He replied, "They had avocados"

If you're a woman, I'm sure you're going back to read it again.

Men will get it the first time.

I had tried being a nun ,

but I got expelled because of my dirty habits .

I used to be a teacher ,

but found I didn't have enough class .

I studied a long time to become a doctor ,

but I didn’t have any patients .

Then I tried to be a chef –

figured it would add a little spice to my life

but I just didn’t have the thyme .

I wanted to be a barber ,

but I just did not have the cut for it.

Next I tried working in a muffler factory but that was exhausting .

After that I tried to be a tailor ,

but I just wasn’t suited for it.

Mainly because it was a so-so job.

I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company,

but the work was just too draining .

Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack ,

but I just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the axe .