Found For Friday

It seems there were two frogs sitting on a lily pad, when all of a sudden, a fly came along. One frog put out his tongue, ate the fly, and started laughing hysterically. Soon the other frog joined in the laughter.

Later in the day, the other frog ate a fly and the two frogs burst out in laughter. As time went on, the frogs enjoyed the flies so much that the sight of a fly would cause them to double up with pleasure (if it's possible for frogs to double up!).

But of course, the most pleasure came when the fly was actually eaten.

A third frog hopped up to the first two and asked what was so funny. The first frog answered "Time." "Huh?" asked the third frog.

The second frog explained:

"Time's fun when your having flies."

I missed my miniature Indian musical instrument practice last night
because I could not find a baby sitar.

The other day I held the door open for a clown.

I thought it was a nice jester.

Police were called to the daycare center.

Seems a 3-year old was resisting a rest.

So what if I don’t know the meaning of the word ‘apocalypse’?

It’s not the end of the world.

It’s a lengthy article about ancient Japanese sword fighters

but it's easy to Sumurais.

If there was someone selling marijuana in our neighborhood,

weed know about it.

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can’t put it down.

A man tried to​ assault me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy!

Have you ever tried to eat a clock?

It’s very time consuming.

I wasn’t going to get a brain transplant but then I changed my mind.

The meaning of opaque is unclear.

I very quietly confided to my friend that I was having an affair.
She turned to me and asked, "Are you having it catered?"