"Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."
The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."
The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."
The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous bitch, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep."
I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.
Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.
I was going to buy a book on phobias, but I was afraid it wouldn't help me.
When using glue it paste to be careful!
A relief map shows where the restrooms are.
When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.
A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U. C. L. A.
The batteries were given out free of charge.
A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.
A boiled egg is hard to beat.
Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
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