Found for Friday

From MadDad -

*****

“Rabinovich. I take off my hat to you! You and 

Sarah have been married for 30 years, but you are always holding hands when I see you walking 

around the town."

“Of course," replies Rabinovich. “if I lose my hold. she will surely buy something."

SCIENCE JOKES FOR NERDS

I’m reading a great book on anti-gravity. I can’t put it down.

I have a new theory on inertia but it doesn’t seem to be gaining momentum.

Why can’t atheists solve exponential equations? 

Because they don’t believe in higher powers.

Schrodinger’s cat walks into a bar. And doesn’t.

Do you know the name Pavlov? It rings a bell.

A group of protesters in front of a physics lab:

“What do we want?”.

“Time travel”

“When do we want it?”.

“Irrelevant.

What does a subatomic duck say? Quark!

A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a beer. Bartender replies “For you, no charge”.

Two atoms are walking along. One of them says:

“Oh, no, I think I lost an electron.”

“Are you sure?”

“Yes, I’m positive.”

An optimist sees a glass half full. A pessimist sees it half empty. 

An engineer sees it twice as large as it needs to be.