Here's a truly heartwarming story about the bond
formed between a little 4-year-old girl and some
construction workers that will make you believe that
we all can make a difference when we give a child
the gift of our time.
A young family moved into a house, next to a vacant
lot. One day, a construction crew turned up to start
building a house on the empty lot.
The young family's 4-year-old daughter naturally
took an interest in all the activity going on next door
and spent much of each day observing the workers.
Eventually the construction crew, all of them "gems-
in-the-rough," more or less, adopted her as a kind of
project mascot. They chatted with her, let her sit with
them while they had coffee and lunch breaks, and gave her 20 little jobs to do
here and there to make her feel important.
At the end of the first week, they even presented her with a pay envelope
containing ten dollars.
The little girl took this home to her mother who suggested that she take her ten
dollars "pay" she'd received to the bank the next day to start a savings account.
When the girl and her mom got to the bank, the teller was equally impressed and
asked the little girl how she had come by her very own pay check at such a young
age.
The little girl proudly replied, "I worked last week with a real construction crew
building the new house next door to us."
"Oh my goodness gracious," said the teller, "and will you be working on the house
again this week, too?"
The little girl replied, "I will, if those assholes at Home Depot ever deliver the fuckin' drywall..."
HT/Colby
The string went to the dance and had a ball.
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Pencil sharpeners have a tough life - they live off tips.
People who can't control their drinking should be behind bars.
Scientists who want to send to send rockets to Jupiter have to really planet.
Do you want to keep bacon from curling in the pan? Take away its tiny brooms.
Some twins cause pair annoy-ya.
The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.
An opinionated but cheap person never truly gives their two cents.
Why are Prius cars involved in more accidents?
It's hard to drive while patting yourself on the back.
Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided at
sea?
All the sailors were marooned.