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Saturday Matinee

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Found For Friday

Frank and Suzy were making passionate love in Frank's van when suddenly Suzy, who was a bit on the kinky side, and had just read "50 shades of grey", yells out "Oh fat boy, whip me, whip me!"

Frank, not wanting to pass up this unique opportunity, obviously did not have any whips to hand, but in a flash of inspiration, opened the window, snaps the antenna off his van and proceeds to whip Suzy until they both collapse in sado-masochistic ecstasy.

About a week later Suzy notices that the marks left by the whipping session are not healing and starting to fester a bit so she goes to the doctor.

The doctor takes one look at the wounds and asks: "Did you get these marks having sex?"

Suzy a little too embarrassed that she had even had sex with Frank, let alone allowed him to indulge in her own kinky desires, eventually admits, "Yes I did."

Nodding his head knowingly the doctor exclaims: "I thought so because in all my years as a doctor you've got the worst case of van aerial disease that I've ever seen."

“Academia would be a meeting of the minds 

if you didn’t mind all the meetings.”

When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.

The use of drones to deliver magazines will certainly raise some issues.

What is a thesaurus' favorite dessert? Synonym buns.

To whoever stole my Microsoft Office, you're going to pay. 

You have my Word…

The board game enthusiasts were ecstatic, you could say they were in pair of dice.

 Optometrists   live long because they dilate.

My phone has to wear glasses ever since it lost its contacts.

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Throwback Thursday

Edwards Elementary School

Sixth Grade

1995 -96

Row 1 ~ Monica Petersen, Amanda Marquardt, Lakishia Harden, Ryan Walton, Kevin McCormick
Row 2  ~ Adam McGee, Anthony Caristi, J.J. Beach, Joshua Purcell, John Evans, Nima Golchin, Geoffrey Asklof
Row 3 ~ A. W-Dumrong, Vilay Thevathath, Matt Lathrop, Josh Hurley, Kristine Growell, Linging, Cassidy Hall
Row 4 ~ Lauren Morz, Shanda Gleason, Brandon Graham

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Elephanting

Elephant Documentary National Geographic 2015, Welcome To BBC Discovery Channel !  Pigmy Elephants of Borneo 

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Toad Tuesday

Cassowary

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Cassowary Temporal range: 5–0 Ma PreЄ Є O S D C P T J K Pg N ↓ Early Pliocene – Recent
Southern cassowary

The cassowaries (/ˈkæsəwɛərriː/) are ratites(flightless birds without a keel on their sternum bone) in the genus Casuarius and are native to thetropical forests of New Guinea (Papua New Guinea and Indonesia), nearby islands, and northeastern Australia.

There are three extant species. The most common of these, the southern cassowary, is the third tallest and second heaviest living bird, smaller only than the ostrich and emu.

Cassowaries feed mainly on fruit, although all species are truly omnivorous and will take a range of other plant food, including shoots and grass seeds, in addition to fungi, invertebrates, and small vertebrates. Cassowaries are very shy, but when provoked they are capable of inflicting injuries, occasionally fatal, to dogs and people.

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Molly and Todd and Cassie on Monday

BG took some pictures of the flowers for you to see.

 Molly here,

   Jon was here.  He was in town to go to a funeral and he wanted to see Cassie (and me (and Todd)).  Cassie is not in good shape.  She has been feeling poorly.  Dr. Brenda looked her over and she has kidney disease.  B G has worried about her but there is not much he can do.

Most of the time she is here watching the grass grow.












She has gotten blind also but she knows where to go and gets to her food knows how to find BG for scratches.  She climbs up to him for sleeping also.

 B G found a new bird.  It is a Blue Jay.

B G likes it because it is like his name  (Jay) -

Here are some pictures of Me and Todd and Jon.  We had a good time.

Todd is starting get better around people and he and Jon were getting acquainted  

 Here is a movie.

                                           

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Apiarian

 "Were I to be the founder of a new sect, I would call them Apiarians, and, after the example of the bee, advise them to extract the honey of every sect."  - Thomas Jefferson

It seems to me that the natural world is the greatest source of excitement; the greatest source of visual beauty; the greatest source of intellectual interest. It is the greatest source of so much in life that makes life worth living."

-- David Attenborough

A person who sees the good in things has good thoughts. And he who has good thoughts receives pleasure from life.

~ Sufi Saying

You have no need to travel anywhere - journey within yourself. Enter a mine of rubies and bathe in the splendor of your own Light.

~ Rumi

"Exude happiness and you will feel it back a thousand times."

- Joan Lunden

Keep your eyes on the stars and your feet on the ground.

--Theodore Roosevelt

"Despite the forecast, live like it's spring."

- Lilly Pulitzer

"Some day, after we have mastered the winds, the waves, the tides, and gravity we shall harness the energies of love. Then, for a second time in the history of the world man will have discovered fire." 

- Teilhard de Chardin, 1881-1955

"Nature is not a place to visit. It is home." - Gary Snyder

“Children must be taught how to think, not what to think.”

― Margaret Mead

“It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop.”

― Confucius

Saturday Matinee

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Found For Friday

A man and his pet giraffe walk into a bar. It's about 5 p.m., but they're ready for a good night of drinking. They start off slowly, watching TV, drinking beer, eating peanuts. As the night goes on they move to mixed drinks, and then shooters, one after the other. Finally, the bartender says: "Last call." So, the man says, "One more for me... and one more for my giraffe."

The bartender sets them up and they shoot them back. Suddenly, the giraffe falls over dead.

The man throws some money on the bar, puts on his coat and starts to leave. The bartender, yells:

"Hey buddy, you can't just leave that lyin' there."

To which the man replies: "That's not a lion, that's a giraffe."

A police officier is stopped at a red light. While there, he notices quite a din coming from the trunk of a car in front of him. He approaches the driver of said car and instructs him to get out of the vehicle and open the trunk. The driver complies, and in the trunk are a dozen giraffes.

The police officer says, "Take these giraffes to the zoo immediately!!" The driver says, "Right away officer!" and drives off.

The following day the cop is at the same red light, and who should be stopped in front of him but the same car with the same loud noise coming from the trunk.

The cop is really irritated now and again tells the driver to get out and open his trunk. There are the same dozen giraffes, only this time they're all wearing sunglasses.

The policeman says, "I told you to take these giraffes to the zoo!", to which the driver replies, "But officer, I did...today they want to go to the beach!"

Everything's starting to click for me!

My knees, my neck, my back.

The hand surgeon went to the ophthalmologist to be examined for carpal tunnel vision.

I saw a sign that said, "Watch batteries installed - $5."

How bored do you have to be to pay $5 to watch somebody install batteries?

I knew a guy who collected candy canes, they were all in mint condition.

When Kim went into labor the first time, she started randomly shouting, 

"Can't, won't, couldn't, wouldn't, shouldn't."

I got really scared until I realized she was just having contractions.

How do you keep a bagel from getting away?

You put lox on it.

Why can't a woman ask her brother for help?

Because he can't be a brother and assist her, too.

A drummer can cymbalize the enthusiasm of a band.

When Peter Pan punches, they Neverland.

I went to see a far Eastern monk who sells reincarnations.

He's a used karma dealer.