Friday, April 28, 2017
Found For Friday
The teacher asked if anyone could tell the class a story with a moral. Little Johnny volunteered the following:
What's the difference between a dirty old bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station the other one is a busty crustacean.
(that means I talk down to people)
Husband returns with 12 loaves of bread.
I said "40"
This is my step ladder. I never knew my real ladder.
So what if I don't know what Armageddon means?
It's not the end of the world.