"I couldn't believe there were 527,986 bees in the swarm!" Tom recounted.
"Don't you know my name?" asked Tom swiftly.
"Your fly is undone," was Tom's zippy rejoinder.
"I only have diamonds, clubs and spades," said Tom heartlessly.
Do twins ever realize that one of them was unplanned?
Yesterday I swallowed some food coloring.
I'm ok. But I feel like I dyed inside.
Using deodorant is no sweat.
No matter how much you push the envelope, it will still be stationery.