A bunch of Robins followed the priest where ever he went. Birds of a father flock together.
Did you know diarrhea is genetic?
It runs in your genes.
Eating clocks is really time consuming.
I'm blind enough to look at the situation in the wrong fashion, so I changed my clothes.
I once told a girl it was her turn to shovel and salt the front steps.
All I got was icy stares.
One ink spot walked up to another ink spot and said "why are you crying?"
The other ink spot replied "because my dad is in the pen and I don't know how long the sentence will be!"
Hamburger Helper only works if the hamburger is ready to accept the fact that it needs help.
Puns about communism are not funny unless everyone gets them.
I farted in my wallet.
Now I have gas money.
A relief map shows where the restrooms are.
My friend just became a chiropractor.
She said the exam was a real pain in the neck.
I like to visit my friend, but when he removes his prosthesis in front of company, it's always disarming.
Those who steal trains must have a loco-motive.