Rabbit, Rabbit
Tom was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. He knew that he would inherit a fortune once his sickly father died.
Tom wanted two things out of life: to learn how to invest his inheritance and to find a wife to share his fortune.
One evening at an investment meeting, he spotted the most attractive woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.
"I may look like just an ordinary man," he said to her, "but in just a few years my father will die and I'll inherit twenty million dollars."
Impressed, the woman obtained his business card.
Two weeks later, she became his stepmother.
from MadDad
Only quitters have leftovers.
If you've seen one night visitor, you've seen Amal.
Went with some friends to a bar last night, but the place was awful. They couldn't make a SINGLE shot!!
That's the last I go to the Stormtrooper Tavern.
I recently started attending Plastic Surgery Anonymous meetings.
I saw a lot of new faces.
If someone is addicted to Thanksgiving leftovers, should they try to quit cold turkey?
I was going to order a satellite dish but decided against it.
You really have to go through a lot of channels.
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