A guy orders at a bakery, "I'd like 19 buns please."
The baker suggests, "I think you should take 20, sir."
"Why?" asks the man, puzzled.
The baker replies, "That way, you would have one more!"
When Mary gave birth to Jesus, did she go through Emmanuel labor?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!
What is the difference between snowmen and snow-women? Snowballs.
Which of Santa’s reindeer needs to mind his manners the most?
"Rude Olph".
Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.
What is the cow’s holiday greeting? Mooooory Christmas.
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Because it soots him
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
He wanted to sleep like a log.
What do you call a chicken at the North Pole? Lost
What would you get if you ate the Christmas decorations? Tinselitis.
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