A doctor made it his regular habit to stop off at a bar for a
hazelnut daiquiri on his way home. The bartender knew of his
habit, and would always have the drink waiting at precisely 5:03 p.m.
One afternoon, as the end of the work day approached, the
bartender was dismayed to find that he was out of
hazlenut extract. Thinking quickly, he threw together a daiquiri made
with hickory nuts and set it on the bar.
The doctor came in at his regular time, took one sip of the drink
and exclaimed, "This isn't a hazelnut daiquiri!"
hazelnut daiquiri on his way home. The bartender knew of his
habit, and would always have the drink waiting at precisely 5:03 p.m.
One afternoon, as the end of the work day approached, the
bartender was dismayed to find that he was out of
hazlenut extract. Thinking quickly, he threw together a daiquiri made
with hickory nuts and set it on the bar.
The doctor came in at his regular time, took one sip of the drink
and exclaimed, "This isn't a hazelnut daiquiri!"
"No, I'm sorry", replied the bartender,
"it's a hickory daiquiri, doc."
"it's a hickory daiquiri, doc."
Who called it an allergy attack and not a sneezure?
Why do we call it "hiring a hitman" and not "ordering takeout"
People think I'm weird because I swallowed an abacus.
But it's what's inside that counts.
My doctor told me to start using a Q-tip.
It went in one ear and out the other.
Scientists have found that making tea is therapeutic because boiling the water raises your self of steam.
A man and a woman who went to the same gym had a brief relationship.
Although they worked out together, they just didn't work out together.
Don't kiss birds or you may get an untweetable canarial disease.
According to the statistics, a man eats a prune every twenty seconds. I don't know who this fellow is, but I know where to find him.
---Morey Amsterdam
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