What is the difference between snowmen and snow-women? Snowballs.
Which of Santa’s reindeer needs to mind his manners the most? "Rude Olph".
Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.
What is the cow’s holiday greeting? Mooooory Christmas.
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
He wanted to sleep like a log.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes
What do you call a chicken at the North Pole?
Lost.
What would you get if you ate the Christmas decorations?
Tinselitis.
Why did Santa go to jail?
He sleighed an elf.
What do you call an elf that can sing?
A wrapper.
Santa was forced to attend a Christmas party
because his presents was required.
The North Pole doesn't import goods because it’s Elf Sufficient.
Christmas tree trend started because people thought it would spruce things up a bit.
Bonus Cartoons
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