accomplish twice as much if there were two of him ...
and so, he decided to make a clone of himself.
And so, he began working on the first
cloning of a human being.
After months of research and trials,
he proceeded to grow a clone of himself in a vat.
As the clone grew, he became more and more anxious.
One day, finally, the clone was ready!
The clone emerged from his tank and,
to the scientist’s surprise and horror, the clone began spewing forth a stream of obscenities!
As the clone dressed itself,
it continued cursing non-stop—
and the flow of obscenities didn’t stop.
Day in and day out, the clone cussed,
swore, and used every vulgarity imaginable.
Eventually, the scientist snapped,
and pushed the obscenity-
spewing clone out of a window, causing it to plunge to its’ death.
Moments later, he was arrested by the police. On what charge?
Making an obscene clone fall.
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