An American and his Czechoslovakian friend
were out walking in the forest.
They rounded a corner and right in front of them stood
a giant grizzly bear. Before they could make a move,
the bear jumped up and ate the European.
The American turned and ran. He pulled out his
cell phone and called the local forest ranger.
In no time, an experienced ranger was upon the scene,
and they headed back to find the man-eating bear.
They neared the site where the man had been eaten.
They came upon two bears, a male and a female.
The ranger asked the American which bear ate his friend.
The American replied that it was the male,
the bigger of the two.
With that, the fearless ranger pulled
out his hunting knife, and with one fell swoop,
slashed open the belly of the female,
and out popped the man’s friend.
“Never trust someone when they say
the Czech is in the male.”
I've decided I need to quit my job as a personal trainer
because I'm not big enough or strong enough.
I've just handed in my too weak notice.
When Cannibals eat in Prague,
they split the Czech.
With great reflexes comes
great response ability.
great response ability.
Last Sunday, I put a bottle of Robitussin in the collection plate.
I figured it would benefit the church coffers.
Never ask a podiatrist for conversions to metric
- they only know feet.
If a beautiful woman has a lethal and contagious sinus condition,
is she a phlegm fatale?
When Groucho & Harpo hired a brother for movie roles,
were they accused of Zeppotism?
When a new baby comes into a family, many changes are necessary.
Safe sex is great,
until you forget the combination.
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