Found for Friday

 A newlywed couple were spending their honeymoon in a remote log cabin resort way up the mountains. They had registered on Saturday and they had not been seen for 5 days. An elderly couple ran the resort, and they were getting concerned about the welfare of these newlyweds. The old man decided to go and see if they were all right. He knocked on the door of the cabin

and a weak voice from inside answered. The old man asked if they were OK.

"Yes, we're fine. We're living on the fruits of love."

The old man replied, "I thought so ... would you mind not throwing the peelings out the window ...they're choking my ducks!"

As I test drove a used car, the salesman tried telling me,

"This car is a great opportunity."

"It sure is," I said. "I can hear it knocking."

When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.

Police were called to a day care center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

When you've seen one shopping center you've seen the mall.

A boiled egg is hard to beat.

With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

A will is a dead giveaway.

A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.

The batteries were given out free of charge.

When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A.

A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.