What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It’s Christmas, Eve!
Which of Santa’s reindeer needs to mind his manners the most?
"Rude Olph"
Why did they ask the turkey to join the band?
He had the drum sticks.
What is the cow’s holiday greeting?
Mooooory Christmas.
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Because it soots him
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
He wanted to sleep like a log
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can ho-ho-ho.
What would you get if you ate the Christmas decorations?
Tinselitis.
Why did Santa go to jail?
He sleighed an elf.
The North Pole doesn't import goods because
it’s Elf Sufficient.
Santa was forced to attend a Christmas party because
his presents was required.
What type of Christmas dessert shouldn’t you trust?
Mince spies!
What do you call an elf that can sing?
A wrapper.
Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?
Santa Jaws!
What do you call a chicken at the North Pole?
Lost.
I love when candy canes are in mint condition.
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