Davidson went on to state that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged "need".
"I guess I was just really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment.
In the process, Davidson apparently failed to notice the White Plains police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until officer Brenda Taylor approached him. "It was an unusual situation, that's for sure" said officer Taylor. "I walked up to (Davidson) and he's...just working away at this pumpkin."
Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Davidson. "I just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are screwing a pumpkin?' He got real surprised, as you'd expect, and then looked me straight in the face and said, 'A pumpkin!? Damn...is it midnight already?'"
TOP 10 Signs you are too old to be Trick-o-Treating
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10
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You get winded from knocking on the door
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9
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You have to have another kid chew the candy for you
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8
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You ask for high fiber candy only
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7
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When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over
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6
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People say, "Great Keith Richard mask!" and you're not wearing a mask
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5
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When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..." and can't remember the rest
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4
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By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders
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3
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You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece
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2
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You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker
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And the number one sign you are too old to go Trick-o-Treating is ....
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1
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You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives live!
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