A marine biologist developed a race of genetically engineered dolphins that could live forever if they were fed a steady diet of seagulls.
One day, his supply of the birds ran out so he had to go out and trap some more. On the way back, he spied two lions asleep on the road. Afraid to wake them, he gingerly stepped over them.
Immediately, he was arrested and charged with -- transporting gulls across sedate lions for immortal porpoises.
What is the difference between a metal tube and a crazy Dutchman?
One is a hollow cylinder and the other is a silly Hollander.
Is it also true that a Flying Dutchman once banged his head against the same metal tube which resulted in the development of Holland Daze?
Can a well-rounded person become flattered?
Watching a fishbowl is right up my alley.
The swordfish has few predators to worry about in the wild,
except for the seldom seen penfish, which is said to be even mightier.
I doubt Scotch is the answer, but it's worth a shot.
Musicians need a leader because they don't know how to conduct themselves.
I go to Jo-Ann Fabric to write puns.
I get my best material there.
Visitors to Cuba are usually Havana good time!
puns collected by the Caristi's and Carey