Friday, July 7, 2017
Found for Friday
Those who change the color of their food are on a dye-it.
Eating oysters can help increase your mussel tone.
A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. The judge says, "First offender?" She says, "No, first a Gibson, then a Fender!"
Every American is to be given a large chunk of Parmesan cheese in the latest attempt to make their country grate again.
If you ever get cold, stand in the corner for a bit.
They are usually about 90 degrees.