There was a tribe in Africa who truly loved their king. So much in fact they presented him with a gold throne to rest his bulk. War, however, had broken out with a neighboring tribe and anticipating an attack, the king fled to his hidden cave for safety but the throne was too large to fit in the cave.
The tribe devised a rope and pulley mechanism to lift the throne up into the rafters of his grass hut and then wove palm fronds as a ceiling to hide the throne. After the attack was repelled, the king came out of hiding and went back to his hut. Unfortunately the weight of the throne proved to be too much for the wooden rafters and it collapsed on top of king killing him instantly. Thus proving
"People who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones"
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