One day Igor decided he would keep a dary. He bought a lovely leather-bound book and began. He first noted that his father was an avator who had flown commercial jet liners. When he retired as a pilot he went to law school, and eventually became a member of the judicary branch of government in Utah.
His mother was more interested in their garden, and pruned a number of boxwood shrubs into lovely topary shapes of animals. She also kept an avary full of exotic songbirds.
Igor, however, lived a more incendary life. Even as a young man he was given to outbursts and excesses. Upon the death of his parents, however, he became the residual beneficary of their estates, and decided to settle down.
He went into business, and was so successful that there soon were subsidary branches of his firm. He was blessed with pecunary rewards, and accepted fiducary responsibility for the businesses.
His brother Milton, on the other hand, took holy orders and entered a frary.
(A note about this joke. It is copied from another friend...My friend John makes this remark.. of our intrepid young interlocutor Igor, he of the leather-bound dary.
Sorry.
I was trying to be both subtle and gentle...)
{And here (underlined) words which spell-check caught just for your information....I believe that the person who did this little story did it this way on purpose. - I have had a problem with apiarian and regularly write it with a missing "i" I shall try to be more careful as I would like to make things nice (not right - I am never "right" because I am a dyed wool (or died BGEG) liberal and always take the left hand seat at the movie theater.) for him.}
One day
Igor decided he would keep a dary. He bought a lovely leather-bound book
and began. He first noted that his father was an avator who had flown
commercial jet liners. When he retired as a pilot he went to law school,
and eventually became a member of the judicary branch of government in Utah.
His mother was more interested in their garden,
and pruned a number of boxwood shrubs into lovely topary shapes of animals.
She also kept an avary full of exotic songbirds.
Igor, however, lived a more incendary life.
Even as a young man he was given to outbursts and excesses. Upon
the death of his parents, however, he became the residual beneficary of their
estates, and decided to settle down.
He went into business, and was so successful that
there soon were subsidary branches of his firm. He was blessed with
pecunary rewards, and accepted fiducary responsibility for the businesses.
His brother Milton, on the other hand, took holy
orders and entered a frary.}
I once heard a joke about amnesia, but I forgot how it goes.
I try wearing tight jeans, but I can never pull it off.
Broken puppets for sale. No strings attached.
I was going to buy a book on phobias,
but I was afraid it wouldn't help me.
I think Santa has riverfront property in Brazil.
All our presents came from Amazon this year.
A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall.
The police are looking into it.
Jill broke her finger today,
but on the other hand she was completely fine.
What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
Nothing - but it let out a little whine.
I saw a beaver movie last night, it was the best dam movie I've ever seen.
I found this old school picture. I am not sure of the year exactly and I don't know who everyone is, but, I am about 99% sure that is
me in the back row on the right
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