So E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished, and G is out flat. F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough.
D comes in and heads for the bathroom, saying, "Excuse me; I'll just be a second." Then A comes in, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor.
Then the bartender notices B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and says, "Get out! You're the seventh minor I've found in this bar tonight."
E-flat comes back the next night in a three-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender says, "You're looking sharp tonight. Come on in, this could be a major development."
Sure enough, E-flat soon takes off his suit and everything else, and is au natural. Eventually C sobers up and realizes in horror that he's under a rest. C is brought to trial, found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of D.S. without Coda at an upscale correctional facility.
Venison for dinner? Oh deer!
Velcro - what a rip off!
Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.
I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
All the toilets in New York 's police stations have been stolen.
Police have nothing to go on.
I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
I tried to catch some fog. I mist.
Broken pencils are pointless.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!
What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.
When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
h/t John K
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