Found For Friday

Beause it is MARCH 4th I start with this.

 A panda walks into a restaurant and orders a sandwich. When he receives the check, he pulls out a gun, fires it several times, then walks out the door. A stunned patron then asks the waiter, "What was that all about?" The waiter responded, "That's just the way pandas are," and walked away. Well, the patron didn't know what a panda was, so at home that night he looks up "panda" in the dictionary and what he finds explained everything: "Panda: A large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China; eats shoots and leaves."

Escaped snakes make some people hiss-terical.

The president can't pass the bill because it's still incongruous.

My friend drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how his Mercedes bends.

The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.

A skunk fell into the river and stank to the bottom

I'm close friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

- I don't know y.

Have you heard about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but it has no atmosphere.

An Arabian hostel offers Bedouin breakfast.