An elderly woman is riding the elevator in a luxury hotel when a young woman gets in smelling of expensive perfume. She turns to the old woman and snootily says "it's called Romance and is $50 a bottle.
Then another young woman gets in smelling of perfume and says "Eternal, $100 a bottle."
Three floors later the old woman is about to leave the elevator. She turns around, looks at both women, farts loudly and says "Broccoli - 49 cents a pound!" |
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I was at an ATM (cash machine) yesterday when a little old lady asked if I could check her balance. So I pushed her over.
When the man was shot with a BB gun the case ended up in a pellet court.
Are evil wildebeests bad gnus?
Some people don't have the Vegas idea of how to quit gambling.
Twelve male sheep with beepers can cause quite the ram-page
A bartender was summoned to court with a subpoena colada.
If you are the cream of dairy inspectors, nothing cheesy gets pasteurize.
Only adults were allowed in the electricians' nightclub because of all the wire strippers
Have a wonderful week-end - Stay warm and happy. Hugs.
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