Bailey's Buddy: Found For Friday

Friday, April 25, 2014

Found For Friday

A man walks into a bar. He sits down next to another man and on the bar in front of him there is a guy who is a foot tall playing a little piano.

"Where did he come from?" said the first man.

"There is a genie out back granting everyone one wish," says the other guy.

So the man goes into the back alley and sure enough there is a genie.

"I'll grant you one wish," says the genie.

So the man says, "Ok, I wish for a million

bucks."

At first nothing happens. Seconds later a duck walks into the alley,

then another one, then another. Then ducks just start pouring into

the alley from every entrance, they come from over top the

building, they come from everywhere. The man freaks out and runs

back inside and sits down next to the other man.

"I think that genie is a little hard of hearing," he says. "I wished

for a million bucks and he gave me a million ducks."

And the other man says,"I know. Do you really think I wished for a 12 inch pianist?"

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder.

~ John Glenn

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

~ Jeff Foxworthy

When the white missionaries came to Africa they had the Bible and we had the land. They said 'Let us pray.' We closed our eyes. When we opened them we had the Bible and they had the land.

~ Desmond Tutu

America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real but the moon landing was faked.

~ David Letterman