Friday, December 16, 2016
Found For Friday
R.I.P. boiled water....You will be mist.
When eating baked Italian pasta dishes, I always recommend you eat over the plate. You'll get less-on-ya. (say it out loud).
I put my Root Beer in a square glass. Now it's just beer.
Don’t yell through the screen -- you’ll strain your voice.
I could not pull out of my parking spot, so I used my back up plan.
Grammarian's are very logical, they have a lot of comma sense.
The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.
Geometry shapes my life.
An elevator may bring you down, but I find them very uplifting.
What do you call french fries, cheese curds, and Russian dressing? Vladimir Poutine.