Tuesday, December 31, 2013
Monday, December 30, 2013
B G is still having problems so there will little copy today.
Liza was here (Molly's cousin) - She is pretty.
Sunday, December 29, 2013
“Go confidently in the direction of your dreams!
Live the life you’ve imagined” – Henry David Thoreau
"Be happy, not because everything is good,
but because you can see the good side of everything"
Lucerne - Switzerland (2009)
"Kindness in words creates confidence. Kindness in thinking creates
profoundness. Kindness in giving creates love."
Yesterday I was clever, so I wanted to change the world.
Today I am wise, so I am changing myself.
"Love is the only reality and it is not a mere sentiment.
It is the ultimate truth that lies at the heart of creation."
“Don't be satisfied with stories, how things have gone with others.
Unfold your own myth.”
"I would like my life to be a statement of #loveand#compassion
--and where it isn't, that's where my work lies."
Someday our souls will be one and our union will be forever.
I know that everything I give you comes back to me.
So I give you my life , hoping that you will come back to me.
Friday, December 27, 2013
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of:
MOUNT & DO.
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
Borrow money from pessimists -- they don't expect it back.
Half the people you know are below average.
99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
If you want the rainbow, you got to put up with the rain.
All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
I almost had a psychic girlfriend, But she left me before we met.
OK, so what's the speed of dark?
How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
Hard work pays off in the future; laziness pays off now.
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.