Friday, October 9, 2015

Found For Friday

 Riddle for Seniors....    

           
Today's riddle for seniors...    Here is the situation:       
           
You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed.

On your right side is a sharp drop-off.       
           
On your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you.       
           
Directly in front of you is a galloping kangaroo and your horse is unable to overtake it.        
            
Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the kangaroo.       
           
What must you do to get out of this highly dangerous situation?        

Answer at the end:


My clock radio goes off with alarming frequency.


You can't sing with a mouthful of garbanzo beans, so hummus a tune.


Economic experts report that while cactus sales have spiked, aquarium sales have tanked.


Weaving cars means Looming accidents.




So what if I don't know what apocalypse means!? It's not the end of the world!


Foolish potters make wisecracks.


When the swimmer recovered from her stroke she decided to dive right into kicking her bad habits.


My door was ajar, so I added jelly, now it's a door jam.

 A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.



Riddle answer-
Quietly get off the merry-go-round and go home


1 comment:

Ur-spo said...

nothing is better than oatmeal.