Friday, May 19, 2017
FOUND For Friday
When you get a transfusion in a Taiwanese hospital,
you receive Taipei blood.
We are unwilling to accept a foreign ruler.
For years, the fad dieter ate everything with prickly pears -
he now eats everything with sorghums.
He liked to wax poetic.
Some planes are so cramped that passengers suffer jet leg.
It was then I realized I was taping myself.
I must Carry On My Wayward Son.
As a result, he was given the cold shoulder.
I was delighted.
She's still not speaking to me.