Friday, May 12, 2017
Found for Friday
I think my roomba is gathering dirt on me.
With a George Four-man grill.
I was going to send you a small statuette of a feline's backside, but I broke it. It was a total catastrophe.
He made a spectacle of himself.
Did you hear about the online origami store? It folded.
He said, "Narnia business."
alcohol IS a solution.
Am I just getting old, or have death puns become moribund-ant lately?
Even the accountant had his own handmade spread sheet.
The linen shop gave its employees free bedding.