If you wish to be big don't belittle.
A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.
I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went,
and then it dawned on me.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
We're going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory.
I hope there's no pop quiz.
I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
Velcro - what a rip off!
Do you want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it’s pretty cheesy.
My uncle refused to obey his controlling wife,
proving to be most defy-aunt.
h/t John Klaus
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