Even the king of the jungle knows that readers digest
and writers cramp.
If the relatives can come for Thanksgiving,
what about all the absolutes and variables?
A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking
for something to eat. He came across two men.
One was sitting under a tree and reading a book
the other was typing away on his typewriter.
The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book
and devoured him.
Did you hear about the Buddhist monk who refused
Novocain during a root canal?
He wanted to transcend dental medication.
With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
A will is a dead giveaway.
The batteries were given out free of charge.
The man blotting his wet shoes with newspapers, explained, "
These are The Times that dry men's soles."
When chemists die, they barium.
Velcro! What a rip off!
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