Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Joke de'jour

A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class
was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying
attention.

She went back to find out what was going on. He
was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just
recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy.

The teacher told him to go down to the principal's office. He
was to telephone his mother and ask her what he should do
about it. He did it and returned to his class.

Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room. She went
back to investigate only to find him sitting at his desk
with his weenie hanging out.

"I thought I told you to call your mom!" she said.

"I did," he said, "And she told me
that if I could stick it out till noon, she'd come and pick
me up from school."

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