Found For Friday

Three men, a Frenchman, an Italian, and a Jew, were condemned to be executed. Their captors told them that they had the right to have a final meal before the execution.

They asked the Frenchman what he wanted. Give me some good French wine and French bread, he requested. So they gave it to him, he ate it, and then they executed him.

Next it was the Italian s turn. Give me a big plate of pasta, said the Italian. So they brought it to him, he ate it, and then they executed him.

Now it was the Jew s turn. I want a big bowl of strawberries, said the Jew.

Strawberries!!! They aren t even in season!

So, I ll wait.

The Seven Dwarfs were marching through the forest one day they fell in a deep, dark ravine.

Snow White, who was following along, peered over the edge of the steep chasm and called out to the fallen dwarfs.

From the depths of the dark hole a voice returned, "The NY Jets are Super Bowl contenders."

Snow White thought to herself, "Thank God... at least Dopey's survived!"



Dear Noah,
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Sincerely,
Unicorns

Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection.
Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sincerely,
Logic 

Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a bitch.
Sincerely,
The Titanic

Dear America,
You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
Sincerely,
Canada
 

Dear Yahoo,
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying...
Sincerely,
Google

Dear 2010,
So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?!
Sincerely,
1985 

Dear Windshield Wipers,
Can't touch this.
Sincerely,
That Little Triangle

 Dear girls who have been dumped,
There are plenty of fish in the sea... Just kidding! They're all dead.
Sincerely,
BP 

Dear Saturn,
I liked it, so I put a ring on it.
Sincerely,
God 

Have a great week=end,  Thanks for stopping by,  Hugs,