Friday, May 20, 2011
Found For Friday
A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.
A will is a dead giveaway.
If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.
With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
When the smog lifts in Los Angeles , U.C.L.A.
The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.
The batteries were given out free of charge
When you get a transfusion in a Taiwanese hospital, you receive Taipei blood.
Take caution if you date a gardener. They can be a little rough around the hedges.
She could only compose music in 3/4 time. She had waltz timer's disease.
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
Why was the Tibetan rooster unusual? Himalayan eggs!