Click on Pumpkin Pie at the end.

TWAS THE NIGHT OF THANKSGIVING,
BUT I JUST COULDN'T SLEEP.
I TRIED COUNTING BACKWARDS,
I TRIED COUNTING SHEEP.![[]](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_s-ssG1b-M9m6DunQxdik0IxLZc2z-KyK0NTIrHMn4NilpmrzM4p74e6EVV4LIVRWfOm-pXrtcQ411zcCMsghMCEiy3JhlxjSN4qtBpMuktAsYcBl8DtUgXGYtDLK3Llx4R7wDGwACp8NLQ0u4oHj7C9o4p4RC--RTnMCXhujLNJCpd0rKuyMKm_lM=s0-d)
THE LEFTOVERS BECKONED -
THE DARK MEAT AND WHITE,
BUT I FOUGHT THE TEMPTATION
WITH ALL OF MY MIGHT.![[]](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_taGsMZpuoTgruB6Tt6iIcmaAmmiGX_H0Ujuu9FuBMDdd_Clk8tPs2ml6Peb9PENK_bmE8xpg_RLtl5Vhol0zah_M8DOzrrLxUxAEmhzLxwVc1z2u5b8hbtQfTQ93opzex_2VL7t33Rb8yxN9dSbrSnSAwzDqdqUDwpUZW6M3ByKyIqbtyli0k8sFA=s0-d)
TOSSING AND TURNING WITH ANTICIPATION,
THE THOUGHT OF A SNACK BECAME INFATUATION.
SO, I RACED TO THE KITCHEN, FLUNG OPEN THE DOOR,
AND GAZED AT THE FRIDGE, FULL OF GOODIES GALORE.
GOBBLED UP TURKEY AND BUTTERED POTATOES,
PICKLES AND CARROTS, BEANS AND TOMATOES.![[]](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_sfbU3g_BeoMuMxZNGNyyDCz7svDk3cl06uuV7wdCIeWYS1WCVkFXt7TODHZgZn6XCavzcqa_8MVcntiD58c6eaAvUk4_hOP4Mfl6sJB5TkWXS8rywHGkOiyntwySdwZ4XxU2BP6iyUO9-TQi2NdMfETj3nLrhVxXY6n7wAqa4f4Mh9GxaQx2oLxus=s0-d)
I FELT MYSELF SWELLING SO PLUMP AND SO ROUND,
'TIL ALL OF A SUDDEN, I ROSE OFF THE GROUND.
I CRASHED THROUGH THE CEILING, FLOATING INTO THE SKY,
WITH A MOUTHFUL OF PUDDING AND A HANDFUL OF PIE.
BUT, I MANAGED TO YELL AS I SOARED PAST THE TREES....
HAPPY EATING TO ALL - PASS THE CRANBERRIES, PLEASE.
MAY YOUR STUFFING BE TASTY,
MAY YOUR TURKEY BE PLUMP.
MAY YOUR POTATOES 'N GRAVY HAVE NARY A LUMP.
MAY YOUR YAMS BE DELICIOUS.
MAY YOUR PIES TAKE THE PRIZE,
MAY YOUR THANKSGIVING DINNER STAY OFF OF YOUR THIGHS!!![[]](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_tKj2SuEJJtBmdUwrbljVyh35z-Zr-j5qf5k1569J28JarWBIWP_0ipZomcO-QE1HzoNaxeTgj5s3JQQwbj5US11SXnJ2Ezb9nHBpKdkDkJXVXUUJKTfiAjXs55yVRweyP6qfMdXFSHOFISHZCD_SoBb9-0ACi4TAntEZj1582p3ENK9n5hDghpXFM=s0-d)
HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO ALL
Thanks to Sone for forwarding this. |
3 comments:
Happy Thanksgiving to you
and hugs to Cassie and Bailey and Miles from me and Hope
and extra hugs from us to you
we're glad you enjoyed our little films :)
So what's wrong with lumpy mashed potatoes. A little texture is good. (As long as it is intentional.) And if the gravy is good, you don't even really need potatoes. Just eat the gravy with a spoon.
and a happy thanksgiving to you too!
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